Singing Inspector

Singing Inspector Blog Post

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It was last week when the singing inspector came, I was  nervous 

to see the inspector. Suddenly the came marching in as loud as he 

could and opened the doors. He was like my name is Raymond 

 he shouted very loudly.I couldn’t hold my huge laugh, because Mr. R 

or should I say Mr. Raymond he ware huge knickerbockers and 

stockings as thick as 3 rulers on top of each other. His hair is the 

curliest hair I have ever seen in my life! He called everyone 

including me Jesse to came in the big room.

Then we had to sing doh ray me gah and tata tete song you know the old song.

Everyone was to shy to sing, but then he called out Benny and Charles first

he said in a interesting voice.They must stand in the very front and then sing, said Mr. Raymond.They don’t even know a single song to sing.Raymond was pointing a 

stick to the modelater. He was like, not even Blue Bells of Scotland or 

minstrelBoy. He got furious and said in a roaring and angry voice

what in the world you can’t sing!! Sing anything and Charles said in a sad voice

we can sing pretty Polly.Mr. R shouted and looked just like the picture of 

the Bull of bashan.

Finally they began to sing. It was the worst voice I heard. Charles sang pretty Poly

pretty poly what’s whats o’clock whats o’clock in a low sort of voice and Benny

who is very long sang pretty poly pretty poly in a high kind of squeaking voice 

because of being too frightened and then in the middle of the verse they both 

stopped just as if they had not even one more breadth and Mr R shouted waste of time 

waste of time two voiceless idiots in a singing class. Send them out he said with not 

even a please or a thank you.

Then he called me and I sang on the modelater a pretty nice song and then he 

called Gladys Armstrong and me.  I was trying to hide away, but it was no help

he saw me. I was very terrified. Not even a single sound came out of my mouth.

 Gladys was shaking so I could feel her and he said what have we here the deaf

and the dum where’s your voice girl. I wanted to say you are just a hateful bully

but no words came because my heart was hitting and jumping in my throat and a 

very strange noises in my ears.